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Here you can buy RUMAG balloons that make every shitty party even shittier.
by Rotterdam Balloon Company, 2019-03-21
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You know RUMAG from the funny, sarcastic, a bit rude and sexy quotes on Instagram (where they now have over a million followers) and Facebook.
RUMAG used to be an online magazine with a blog about relationships and love problems, called RUDE MAGazine. It was never a big success, but the photos with quotes like: "DON'T DIE. FUNERALS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE" or "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MENTALLY ILL" from their blogs were. Readers comment on the texts, share them with friends and make Rumag a company.
From now on, we can enjoy their sharp observations, packaged in one-liners on pitch-black balloons with the characteristic dot between the words. RUMAG is not afraid of any subject. A small selection of the texts on these curse balloons. Jet-black curses that immediately set the atmosphere.
- YOU.LOOK.AS.TIGHT.AS.THIS.BALLOON.
- NICE.PARTY.WHERE.IS.THE.ALCOHOL.
- CAN.I.GO.HOME.
- I'M.ONLY.HERE.BECAUSE.I.HAVE.NOTHING.ELSE.TO.DO.
- WHAT.A.SHIT.PARTY.
- AT.LEAST.PRETEND.YOU'RE.HAVING.FUN.
Rumag Gender Reveal Balloons
In addition to balloons for birthdays, housewarmings, weddings, welcome back, get well soon and shitty party (yes, it really says that), Rumag now also has balloons for a gender reveal party and they're amazing! A gender reveal party is a big event, also for the people close to you, but not for everyone in your surroundings. These balloons are just realistic, so a bit of relativity is allowed.
- THIS.IS.SO.CLICHE.
- THAT.CAN.ONLY.BE.DISAPPOINTING.
- SO.MUCH.FOR.THE.GENDER-NEUTRAL.TREND.
- BOY.GIRL.HERMAPHRODITE.YOU.DON'T.KNOW.
- SOMEONE.IS.GOING.TO.BE.VERY.DISAPPOINTED.
You can order the original RUMAG balloons here.
Alternative curse balloons
There are now shops that want to ride on the success of RUMAG and have released their own line of balloons with curses. You can possibly order them at Bol.com. Please note! These are not RUMAG Balloons. These balloons also lack the RUMAG logo under the texts and the texts are not in all caps. The words are separated by spaces instead of dots and a different font has been used than that of the original RUMAG balloons. These curse balloons have, among others, the following curses.
- I hate you
- Glad you're gone
- Old bastard
- Old
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